The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to have gravity.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to make everything worse

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!