The power to fly in tornadoes

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to look TV

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to have no power

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power of bad luck

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!