power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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the power to catch em' all

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The super power to shine in daylight

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the power to make faces at the blind

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!