The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to obey gravity

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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the power to turn into a tree

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!