The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to die

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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the power to see through clear glass.

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to have no power

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!