The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!