The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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the power to know when someone queefed

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to speak to toasters

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!