- Pointless Super Powers

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The power to digest corn.

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to make everything worse

the power to stop masturbating every day

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

The power to swim on land.

the power to read your own mind

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The ability to be heard in space

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!