The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to make money disappear.

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!