The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to fart tear gas

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power to never have fun...never.

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!