- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

The power of having two left hands.

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to die on command.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

The power to negate all powers including your own.

the power to give yourself sunburn

the power to get married

The ability to self destruct at will.

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

the power to get drunk you are needed

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

Vanilla scented blood

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

Pointless Super Powers