The power to predict the present

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!