the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to break bones at will.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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open up pickles glass

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!