- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

Vanilla scented blood

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to be special just like everyone else.

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The power to crap without pissing.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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To have the ability to piss off the police

The power of attracting fired bullets

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power to fly in tornadoes

Pointless Super Powers