- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The power to have gravity.

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to not have a superpower

Pointless Super Powers