- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

the power to be forever alone

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The ability to poop glue.

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

Pointless Super Powers