the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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the ability to levitate

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!