- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to poop glue.

The power to crap without pissing.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

The ability to be heard in space

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

To never remember what the word if means

The power to die

The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

The power to erect your nipples at will.

The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

Pointless Super Powers