- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The ability to die instantly

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

teleport to the place where you stand

Having taste buds in your anus.

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

The power to make everything worse

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The ability to see into the present.

Pointless Super Powers