the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to look TV

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to have no power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!