- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to poop a penny every year

the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

the ability to see through air

The power of having two left hands.

The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

The power to die on command.

The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The power to autocorrect your mom.

the power to ejaculate lava.

The power to convert metric to imperial

To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

Nothing

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

Pointless Super Powers