The power to have no superpower

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to smell whore

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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the power to do nothing

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!