- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

The power to smell water.

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to predict the present

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

the power to refreeze frozen ice

The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

The power to only be obesely fat.

The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The power to turn into a tree.

the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

the power to shape shift to yourself

Pointless Super Powers