The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to poop without wiping

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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the power to get fat in America

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The ability to be in fashion.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!