The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The ability to poop glue.

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to have no superpower

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to smell water.

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The power to see oxygen.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!