- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to shrink boobs

The power to bypass capcha codes

the ability to blow yourself

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

the power to jizz money

ability to run very fast forever

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to even

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to break bones at will.

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

open up pickles glass

The power to look at Sun.

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

Pointless Super Powers