- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not have any power at all

The power to shit on the ceiling

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

the power to become translucent

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The power to be powerless

The power to be asleep while in bed

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power to ignore useful information

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

The power to only be obesely fat.

the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

The power to hold your breath when you die

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

Pointless Super Powers