the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to break bones at will.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to crap without pissing.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!