The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to die

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The ability to jump

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to die

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the power to die

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to not see anything

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!