- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to rotten food.

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to be Chuck Norris

the ability to levitate

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The power to be alone

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to not have any power at all

The power to shit on the ceiling

the power to become translucent

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

Pointless Super Powers