the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to be a snail

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!