The power to become powerless

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to rite liek dis

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to die on command.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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I'm a giant di

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!