The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!