the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to be gay on command.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to not see anything

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the power to make faces at the blind

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power of having two left hands.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!