The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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the power to hovertate

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to obey gravity

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power to kill you self.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!