- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to get married

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

the power to get drunk you are needed

The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

Vanilla scented blood

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

the power to refreeze frozen ice

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

Pointless Super Powers