The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to smell people's moods

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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teleport to the place where you stand

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the ability to blow yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!