The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to be gay on command.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to speak to toasters

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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the power to like justin beiber

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the power to catch em' all

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The super power to shine in daylight

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the power to make faces at the blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!