the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to die on command.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to be powerless

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the power to get married

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!