The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to eat your own head.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to smell people's moods

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!