The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

the power to get married

The power to be powerless

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The ability to self destruct at will.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

the power to pee while brushing your teeth

The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

the power to see through clear glass.

The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

the power to not have powers when you need them most

The ability to talk to bacteria

The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!