The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to eat socks

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to predict the present

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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the ability to levitate

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!