The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to even

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The power to digest corn.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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the power to enter a coma.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to be gay on command.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!