The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to never have fun...never.

The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

The power to get rid of only your own power

The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

The ability to abruptly end conversations.

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The power to convert metric to imperial

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

the power to make your nipples dissappear

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!