The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The power to never have fun...never.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!