the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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teleport to the place where you stand

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to obey gravity

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!