The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!