- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to block your own powers

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

the power to get extra homework

The power to negate all powers including your own.

The power to eat socks

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The ability to police irony

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The ability to poop glue.

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

Pointless Super Powers