the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to poo without wiping.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!