The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to poo without wiping.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to be alone

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!