the power to animate condiments

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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To never remember what the word if means

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!