The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to not care.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The ability to police irony

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!