The ability to look at someone and die.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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lol

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the power to write comic books

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to die at will.

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!