The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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the power to do nothing

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!