- Pointless Super Powers

The power to read your own mind

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The power to be Chuck Norris

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

the power to get married

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

the power to half transform to something.

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!