The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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the power to get married

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to be alone

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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the power to make faces at the blind

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the power to read your own mind

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to ignore useful information

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!