The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to turn any object into food

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The ability to become visible at will.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to get in the van

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to see through glass

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to never come into existence

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!