- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power to be Chuck Norris

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

the power to jizz money

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

Vanilla scented blood

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

power to age faster

Pointless Super Powers