- Pointless Super Powers

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to know you don't have a superpower

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

The power to always be at half mast.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

the power to fail at everything you do

the power to summon a pen, once

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

To have the ability to piss off the police

the power to eat cheese 24/7

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

The power to fall asleep each time you

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!