- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

the power to give yourself sunburn

the ability to levitate

The power to break bones at will.

The power to shit on the ceiling

open up pickles glass

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

the power to stop masturbating every day

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

The power to absolutely nothing

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

Pointless Super Powers