- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to push "pull" doors

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

the power to misspell

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The ability to not slip on banana peels

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

The power to ejaculate needles.

The power of dying whenever you want.

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

Liam Brudenell

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

the power to run in slow motion

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

Pointless Super Powers