- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The power to turn into a lamp once.

the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

The ability to spit mouthwash

The ability to not be Batman

The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

The power to have a invisible boat mobile

The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

The power to jerk off without using your hands

The power to control disabled people with your mind.

the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

The power to erect your nipples at will.

The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

the power to be super ugly

The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

Pointless Super Powers