- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The power to be normal and average

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

the power to get extra homework

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The ability to self destruct at will.

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

Pointless Super Powers