The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!